The Staub Conspiracy. I am a shape-shifting reptilian alien. My kind controls the planet Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate human societies. If you don t believe me, I suggest you do some research on Youtube. There you will find undeniable and overwhelming evidence. But hey, maybe you ll still doubt it later... What can I say? The human eye is too primitive to perceive the blunt truth, it is far easier to completely bend reality than accept what is in front of you. Why am I talking to you? Well, I just realized it does not really matter if we infiltrate television, governments or even your minds-eye. The world will be ending soon and the only thing that still matters is to dance. That is why I ll do techno. Before you all get abducted, and all that is left is dust.