Vinyl Releases
SLIPPAGE
12 Inch
05.10.09
2005 classic by lance desardi aka land shark!!
new york city darling pal joey is back with a new project called walk the dog and new single i cant.then holding things up in the rear are two mixes from xapy ha, the production team of label head sean holland and studio partner james general patton. these two brought you the b for bad remixes on shake dat booty, the first coco machete release, and pal joey production, ten years ago this june. this is, new york city, this is coco machete.
EL PATRON
12 Inch
08.03.12
stereofunk, the guy from dresden, is back with a new single on coco machete records called >el patron<. this is the second single from his upcoming full length album >radio robotic< due out next month. >el patron<, following last summers smash >get off< featuring d secret svc, is all hands-in-the-air, revved up dance floor sensuality for the electro disco generation. between the funk bass line, rising pianos, italo synths and imperative vocals, >el patron< just wont let up until you are hooked. >el patron< is the boss. but thats it for now folks, we hope you have enjoyed this sneak peek, stay tuned next month for more >radio robotic<.
NUCLEAR WAR DISASTER EP
12 Inch
09.02.12
fukkk offfs bastian heerhorst and dirty disco youths phil speiser team up to drop a bomb on coco machete records and the world at large. with two equally devistating tracks the nuclear war disaster ep delivers on its promise of total devistation. both tracks attack, drive, squelch and pound in ways only these two artists can only to be released by an overture worthy enough to ride with the valkyries. i think its time to head to the shelter!
BITCHES FROM OSTBLOCK
12 Inch
08.12.11
they came from the deepest woods of the former udssr!ostblockschlampen, >the bitches from the eastern block< is markus lange and his cohort vanilla, two electro terrorists that have been rocking the boat and kicking in doors across the nation.>bitches from ostblock< features a whos who of upstart producers including modek, stereofunk..bass bass bass...but you say who??? wir sind die bitches!
POWER CHORDS EP
12 Inch
31.03.10
this one comes from tai of dim & tai (boys noize) fame. included zodiac cartel remix who were thrilled to have back after he killed >rave is king< for us before. check the original & the other mixes from disco of doom & frederik olufsen. big!
2.49 EUR *
6.22 EUR
60% Discount
REMIX IS KING
12 Inch
24.02.10
keeping the momentum going after fukkk offf s much lauded debut release love me, hate me, kiss me, kill me , we are pleased to bring you remix is king , a full length overview of the hottest fukkk offf remix projects. remix is king brings you bangin fukkk offf remixes of other top artists like zobmie nation, the dance inc., monosurround, & midfield general and the hottest remixers like zodiac cartel, & markus lange putting their stamp across devastating fukkk offf originals. there s one new fukkk offf original as well, utopia, riding in at the end of the release with a full disco beat down plus unreleased mixes from gooseflesh, dirty disco youth, la clope aubec & frederic de carvalho. not to be missed... remix is king!
NEED TO KNOW / FUKKK OFFF RMX
12 Inch
20.01.10
nice price deal !!! back from the dark streets of manhattans west side scndl comes creeping back into the picture. reminiscent and inspired by old chicago house from the likes of master c&j, need to know asks you, what gets you in. this time around theres a devastating set of mixes from across the atlantic. the uks lee mortimer takes the main riffs and raves it up with his turbulent basslines while markus lange & sterofunk keep it on the deeper side of dark electro. fukkk offf wraps up the package with a simple yet effective edit that fattens things up on the bottom while keeping it glued to the floor. what gets you in?
0.81 EUR *
4.06 EUR
80% Discount
as the days get darker so shall the music, so on that note we welcome back the fold moscows own polymorphic with the ever turbulent rock on ep. this time out polymorphic delivers the goods with 3 new tracks, rock on, scream & move faster. the ep also features a remix of the title track by marseille who also had a hand it turning out proxys raven last year. this ep is not for the feight at heart. both mixes of rock on tear things up with a decidely old school electro undercurrent while keeping things noisy and agressive on the top end. and there s only one thing we can really say about the last two tracks because they are that scary... scream will make you move faster.
MORE THAN FRIENDS REMIXES
12 Inch
14.10.09
fukkk offf is back with a scorching second single from his debut album love me, hate me, kiss me, kill me. more than friends has been the dominating track from the album with its male/female hip hop duet about a sneaky encounter at the club and has been begging for an equally dominating remix package.
I WANT YOU
12 Inch
07.10.09
azzido da bass, a dance music legend is back with another club banger. best known for the massive worldwide club anthem dooms night he has now hooked up with us here at coco machete records for the future electro house dance floor destroyer, i want u. digitalisms singer jence provides the lead vocals on i want u with a punk electro swagger. there are four mixes on this release, two original mixes, a remix by jence himself and a remix by istanbuls gooseflesh.
rising up from the gurgling belly of the underworld comes disco of doom, the brand new project from production and dj duo tom real & the rogue element. the disco of doom is a place of unspeakable depravity from whence tom and rogue deliver twisted, filthy productions. >warpig< and >spawn again< follows their first ep which came out last year on passenger records to critical acclaim. >warpig< takes things deep, dark, heavy and churning with surprises at every turn just when you thought it was safe to get back on the dancefloor. >spawn again< brings you back to the jack of old school chicago acid madness while simultaneously slicing in the heavy duty rave sounds...you are all well and truly doomed!
LOVE ME HATE ME KISS ME KILL ME LP (2X12 INCH)
2x12 Inch
16.07.09
fukkk offf aka bastian heerhorst has been renowned for some time in his hometown of hamburg for storming live sets in the clubs scattered around the citys red light district. die sundige meile or the sinful mile as it is known has seen its walls shaked and thighs quaked by the throbbing depths of bastians big room fukkk offf sound. after the first two hit singles im a freak and rave is king, of which the latter went to # 1 on the german club charts, fukkk offf delivers his debut full length album love me, hate me, kiss me, kill me. the album which includes his previous singles delivers even more flavor from the hip-hose party rocking duet more than friends, featuring nyc rappers razor cain & hazel, to the fashionista anthem famous. by turns dark and menacing then veering towards moments of playful funk and kitsch, lmhmkmkm doesnt let up on its grand tour of the discerning late night dance floor
LOVE ME HATE ME KISS ME KILL ME REMIXES
12 Inch
08.07.09
fukkk offf presents his new ep with big remixes from polymorphic, disco of doom & scndl ! make some noise !!!!.
WE BITE DESIGNER DRUGS - TRONIK YOUTH REMIX
12 Inch
25.06.09
spencer product is back after his debut mix cd product. this time he delivers a party anthem we bite with razor sharp remixes from londons tronik youth and nyc darlings designer drugs. we bite, named after one of spencers classic lower east side sleezefests is an ode to honest to goodness late night debauchery. its all about downtown basements, pbr, dirty sex, cocaine and vomit...what more do you need. spencers original is an overdriven distorted electro rock affair while designer drugs clean it up a bit for the late night electro beatdowns. tronik youth keep things very 80s new wave disco with heavy reverbs on the drums, cheap synths and vocoders all the way...if you cant get a trip in to new york this year just close your eyes and this record will take you there.
TAKE ME UPP REMIXES - DESIGNER DRUGS REMIX
12 Inch
29.04.09
nrotb guys have their first ep comin out on coco machete, including take me up (the original mix), take me up two, the matt head remix and the designer drugs remix.
from scndl incorporated, the underground organization that brought you >that s a good look<, we bring you a new scandal with >drama<. where >good look< was a funky, street corner get down, >drama< takes you to the darker side, populating the back alleys of an urban electro nightmare. with a driving nasty bassline, hip hop drum sounds, nerve racking vocal snippets and wu-tang-esque melodies >drama< delivers on it s title. two solid remixes from coco machete mainstays fukkk offf & dog tags take things in opposing directions, electro to minimal/techno, this is a package not to sleep on. get ready for the drama !coco machete team
RAVE IS KING REMIXES PART 2
12 Inch
18.03.09
>were back with a couple quick and sneaky mixes of >rave is king< for early 2009, we just didnt think you had enough of this anthem last year. first up on the take is atls blog wonderkid le castle vania who keeps things pretty close to the original but just a little heavier and a lot more twisted vocoder effects on the vocals. on the flip we have berlins nhan & taan with their electro boogie mix. on first listen the n&t mix sounds like a banger of a downtempo head-nodder but if come up into some serious electro madness primes for the most discerning djs with a flair for the old school. again we remind you, rave is still king !!! coco machete team<
TECHNOMUISC
12 Inch
11.02.09
monster electro tunes from a new artist straight from the cold streets of moscow. polymorphic came into the spotlight late last year with his devastating remix of proxy s >raven< on turbo.
RAVE IS KING REMIXES
12 Inch
10.12.08
ultraphat rockin electro remixes by zodiac cartel, midfield general (skint) and nrotb
SERVED IN SLICES
12 Inch
22.10.08
zero cash is back, served in slices! dont say what you think comes at you with two different versions, both hot out the over. the main mix is straight ahead, bangin and dark for the peak hours and tends to make you very nervous. the alternate mix takes you down the dial to minimal/sci fi soundtrack land slathered over an intentionally thicker crust. both mixes are hot and heavy and not for the feint of heart. then in classic zero cash style he lightens stuff up for the b side with more than enough taking you on an electro journey remniscent of 80s cop shows and shoot em up video games. served in slices, get em while they re hot!!!
0.81 EUR *
4.06 EUR
80% Discount
goodies from debra dolce is a tight collaboration generated at coco machete hq in spanish harlem, nyc and polished up by zero cash of television rocks, cologne. around the corner from coco hq is local hip hop studio ybp. we saw an opportunity to bring some new elements to a production with our man zero cash. the hook to goodies was recorded in new york then sent over to cologne for that magic television rocks touch to be put underneath...the result is debra dolce. the a-side is a pounding, bass driven number with the vocals cut up, stuttered and pitch shifted to maximum effect. hit the flip for the dolce mix and you get a deeper electro disco affair with more vocals, funk guitar rhythms, stabs and laser sounds all the while being driven by zcs up to the edge basslines. weve got the goodies for ya, let the goodies talk to ya.
3.07 EUR *
6.13 EUR
50% Discount
RAVE IS KING
12 Inch
17.07.08
bastian heerhorst, also known as fukkk offf brought the heat at the end of 2007 with electro hip hop stormer >im a freak< which gained huge support from djs and clubs across all genres and time zones. he is back for summer 08 with a three track monster called >rave is king<. if you wanted more after >im a freak<, then youve got it. the a-side kicks off with the single for which the e.p. is named and it starts out with a computer voice chanting >neon lights, party people, revolution, rave is king< backed by a maximized electro basslines straight out of 2008. the flashback comes in after about four minutes taking you back to 1988 with piano stabs from when rave was only a young prince. next up is >rock paper scissors< which is quite simply a monster builder that only gives you rare glimpses of a release. on the b-side things take a decidedly darker turn with >black phantom< another beast with menacing organ grinds and horror movie vocal snips. dark, pounding and relentless, >rave is king< brings you the full view of the royal court of fukkk offf
BRING IT ON NOW
12 Inch
25.06.08
nice price deal !!! incl remote remix !! according to mto, the trigger was pulled when he discovered the wu tang clan on mtv at the age of 11 and decided he wanted to make music. since then he has produced beats for underground french hip hop acts and produced his own fusion of abstract hip hop he calls >chip music<. paris remote are first up on remix duties with a heavy, dark, druggy mix made for the minimal guys to step it up a notch or the maximal gang to take it deeper. remote also have a new album dropping on ivan smagghe & chloe s label, kill the dj. the mix on the flip comes from montreal s own hatchmatik of the peer pressure crew. hatchmatik and peer pressure came to prominence putting on events that brought people together from all scenes to shake it to hip-hop, electro and baltimore sounds. his unofficial remixes of mia, chromeo, yo majesty and thunderheist have lit the world of the music blogs on fire with big support from discobelle, palms out sounds and more. consider it brought!
0.81 EUR *
4.06 EUR
80% Discount
TIGHT JEANS
12 Inch
09.04.08
dsecret svc. coco machete comes out guns blazing with the new single >tight jeans< from dsecret svc, a modernist hip house beatdown. the remix package is more than complete for any heavy handed dj and dancefloor. first up is a remix from fukkk offf who brought you >im a freak< at the end of last year. this time he delivers two dangerous mixes, one full vocal and one deep electro-dub. hit the flip for two ghetto heavy remixes (vox & inst) from baltimores own dj booman of the 410 pharaohs who have a full length b-more club album coming out this year on ill friction/strictly rhythm. the original mix, also on the flip is the perfect marriage of hip hop and house...check the vibe.
PUSHIT / MISSING
12 Inch
13.02.08
techy edged electro flavoured 3 tracker
IM A FREAK
12 Inch
21.11.07
cool electro two tracker !! the main mix is an electro stormer with big fills and turnarounds while the remix from bastian heerhorst takes things deeper with a heavy heavy techno/house vibe.
ON AGAIN
12 Inch
24.10.07
excellent remix by martin eyerer (kling klong) which was hammered by christopher just, oliver koletzki, robert babicz, gui boratto, oliver klein, gregor tresher and swen weber
3.11 EUR *
6.22 EUR
50% Discount
THE CONNECTION
12 Inch
11.05.07
deep, dark, minimal and illusive the connection is made. dog tags is the new project from san franciscos lance desardi. after years of keeping up the edgy paranoid rocker persona of land shark he returns here with this ep to a straight up dancefloor workout. the a side has two mixes of the connection, a bleepy, electronic sub bass workout. as it builds you hear a voice that could be the love chile of hal 900 of 2001 a space odyssey beconing you to make the connection. on the flip f is for freak delivers you a deep techno workout from planet detroit remniscent of aril brikhas art of vengence or ames rej
ALBUM (2X12)
2x12 Inch
07.12.06
nice price deal !!! long awaited self titled, full length album from land shark a.k.a. lance desardi on coco machete will shake up any preconceived notions held by fans of all dance, rock, electro and alternative sounds. the land shark project is an edgy departure from lances previous projects as an underground house music mainstay. still deeply rooted in dance rhythms land shark takes derailing hard left turns into the sonic realms of industrial, punk and electro. definitely for fans of dance rock crossover acts such as blackstrobe, soulwax, the rapture and dfa. an album that sounds like an album not a compilation of lumped together twelve inches
0.83 EUR *
4.16 EUR
80% Discount
cool rockin electro remixes by sweetlight + original
3.39 EUR *
6.79 EUR
50% Discount
THATS A GOOD LOOK (THUGFUCKER REMIXES)
12 Inch
19.04.06
last summers surprise hit from scandal inc. thats a good look gets a hot new rework from thugfucker. originally appearing on coco machete this remix sees the light via coma, the darker more ill-mannered side of coco machete. these mixes take the original b-girl vocals and drop them in over a deep, dark late night groove ready for the big rooms. a thick chicago vamp, 80s drum fills and super sonic synth lines take both mixes straight back to the warehouse. thugfucker, none other than greg oreck and holmar fillipson are two transplants we were lucky to track down to get on this rub. holmar also being one third of new school super-group mr negative knows how to get things dirty for when youre jackin on the corner!
3.03 EUR *
6.05 EUR
50% Discount
no doubt about it you about to get jacked picking up where they left off the scandal is still in the papers as things have just gotten dirtier creep delivers a nastier vibe than last time with gritty bass and squelching melodies the drums are hard as nails and a few gun shots get thrown in for good measure keepin it creepin for the ghetto
3.44 EUR *
6.87 EUR
50% Discount
KNOCKIN BOOTS & SLUM LORDS SUITS
12 Inch
24.01.06
carlton banks is back with a heavy hitter ready to wreck havoc. inspired by last summer s heat wave >knockin boots< brings the heat straight to your party. >no ac< kicks things off with a pounding electro house number that will cauise your electric bill to double. >you and you...< is an old school inspired 909 laden jam with jackin vocal styling courtesy of bob loblaw. watch out for the bridge, you can t escape the heat
1.47 EUR *
7.36 EUR
80% Discount
STAIN REMOVER
12 Inch
10.01.06
drain is build around a thick skankin, percussive riddim joined by a phletora of exotic chirping sounds, haunting chorus bits and dirty laughter resulting in a mystic, slightly scary atmosphere: a true voodoo funker. flip over for a deeper ride with hypnotizing cut-up vocals and thick chords that will push you along up to the grand finale were the beat picks up and intensifies. comatizing dope on wax for ya dj box
3.03 EUR *
6.05 EUR
50% Discount
FEAR ( &LOATHING )
12 Inch
02.11.05
pure buzzing electro-pop with someseriously catchy vocal work, a journey inwards of fear and loathing that goes deep into the depths of the land shark's soul. both the vocal and the instrumental re-work are major bombs here, and 'indecent', a wmc land shark rarity make this ep a must-have for fans of the crossover of pop and dark dance music a la matthew dear, kompakt and get physical
1.36 EUR *
6.79 EUR
80% Discount
SHAKE ME
12 Inch
07.09.05
by lance desardi also known as landshark. this time out, under the moniker tiburon he throws you down into the darkest corners of his heavily stretched imagination. the rawest drum patterns and grittiest electro basslines back up by nastily distorted vocals hinting at the possibilty of an increasingly tortured escape. if you have escaped side a unscathed, head straight for the flip for a funkier driving instrumental mission. keep your hands on the wheel for this one though as there are plenty of sharp turns and curves leading you through a state of profound unconsciousness, coma
3.07 EUR *
6.13 EUR
50% Discount
THATS A GOOD LOOK
12 Inch
13.06.05
slamming electro 808 drums with cool buzzing bass and old- school key melodies
3.48 EUR *
6.96 EUR
50% Discount
STORY TIME WITH CARLTON BANKS
12 Inch
19.03.05
a stellar ep of funked up electro to moody motor city techno. light on vocals and heavyon synths, analog basslines and chugging drum machines, thisep will resonate with everyone digging the retro techno and minimal sound so in favor. lust und liebe is a bass-heavy bouncer with a hypnotic synth pattern
0.81 EUR *
4.06 EUR
80% Discount